January 2009
hellovagina:
If it’s any consolation, when your wife took me in her mouth, I closed my eyes and pretended I was a piece of wedding cake. I was the instigator, bringing her flowers so often her co-workers nicknamed me carnation hands. At night, I’d look at the stars and slither my petals through her hair. It was like we were on Mars—me staring over her skull at one moon, her gazing at another....
December 2008
The Porn Myth →
syntheticpubes:
[Andrea Dworkin, anti-porn activist] was right about the warning, wrong about the outcome. As she foretold, pornography did breach the dike that separated a marginal, adult, private pursuit from the mainstream public arena. The whole world, post-Internet, did become pornographized. Young men and women are indeed being taught what sex is, how it looks, what its etiquette and...
hellovagina:
You said, ‘I Love You.’ Why is it that the most unoriginal thing we can say to one another is still the thing we long to hear? ‘I Love You’ is always a quotation. You did not say it first and neither did I, yet when you say it and when I say it we speak like savages who have found three words and worship them. I did worship them but now I am alone on a rock hewn out of my own body.
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i forgot i liked this song…
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“Transferring/editing tape from 1978 as gift for folks. Baby Mer going on and on...”
– Meredith Yayanos: Twitter
If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times... →
Hilarity!
hellovagina:
“You broke my heart.” Hearts don’t break. They’re really squishy, that’s all. Somebody said that once and it was new and everybody went “Yeah” and then everyone’s said it since. Even if you threw my heart against the wall it wouldn’t break, it would bounce.
— My creative writing teacher (via kevincoyne)
Victorian/Steampunk Star Trek Wallpapers →
another song i listen to over and over and over...
Joey Comeau
I hope that you are a disaster. I’m sorry, but I do. I hope that you are thunder and lightning. I hope you are a forest fire, I hope you kill the dead wood and burn off the rotting leaves. With the canopy gone, the sun can get in. You need new growth. I hope you’re terrible and broken and perfect. — joey comeau, asofterworld.com
“If we listened to our intellect, we’d never have a love affair. We’d never have...”
– Ray Bradbury (via hellovagina) (via louobedlam)
the remains of detroit-time magazine →
I’ve always really loved Detroit. One of the first things I did when I moved to Windsor was go to Detroit. My best friend and I went on a Saturday, and we took the tunnel bus. Crossing the border, the customs officer looked us up and down, and said, “Be back before dark.”
It was my first time in Detroit and I didn’t realize that on a Saturday in Detroit downtown proper -...
Kiss of deaf: woman loses hearing in passionate... →
Oh no!
“not in the tingly in your bathing suit area sex but the hungry fire in the heart...”
– Jack Scoresby tries to explain the difference to me.
kozyndan at GR2 →
If I were in LA, I would go to this. Meet kozyndan, who will be at GR2 with their new limited edition Bunnyfish. Get yours personalized! They are the cutest things ever! And kozy and dan seem like really great people.
author: Stephen King name: Katiewest average rating: 4.11 book published: 1987 rating: 4 read at: 2008/12/06 date added: 12/06/08 shelves: review:
Katie West: Katie West and Chad Michael Ward... →
Surprise! I will be selling limited edition prints from when I went to LA and shot with the very twisted/wonderful Chad Michael Ward.
12:38 Woo! Mail from Mr. Ward from Simi Valley! #
15:29 rode on crazy subway today. retro orange leather bench seats, mustard yellow walls with faux wood paneling. very strange. #
15:29 @achuka i like it. #
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Modest, originally uploaded by Katie West!.
Nothing about me is modest. I do whatever I want. I show whatever I want. I have pictures of me doing everything. Eating, sneezing, crying, masturbating, loving, shitting, showering, fighting, losing, leaving, peeing, cooking, watching. (Sometimes my friends threaten to post particularly bad photos of me online. I don’t care. I would find it...
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Woo! Mail from Mr. Ward from Simi Valley!
Huh., originally uploaded by Katie West!.
Oh yes, and today is December 3rd, which means you have only 2 more days to buy my book and get free shipping. promo code: freeshipping
I have great conversations, originally uploaded by Katie West!.
These are two conversations I was having with Jack Scoresby and Lou O’Bedlam tonight. My friends and I are hilarious. Also tonight, Matt and I went out to get pizza and we live in a kinda sketchy part of town, well sometimes it is. So we’re walking home with the pizza and we start talking about what we would do if...
“You’re so scandalous, T-Pain should write a song about you.”
– Jack Scoresby is wise
Dangerous Beauties | By Chad Michael Ward |... →
Chad Michael Ward’s new book - which I am in! Woo! I rule! Oh, and Chad’s pretty great too. :)
bite/suck, originally uploaded by Katie West!.
Just met with @stephen_smith at strange place on the corner of my street. Another successful internet meeting!
14:06 oops. i accidentally got my mom hooked on Twilight. We’re going to see the movie on Thurs or Fri. #
17:12 Jamie McKelvie is my internet boyfriend. It’s okay to be jealous. He’s kind of a big deal. #
18:22 i am nerding out with @McKelvie about Buffy. I win! #
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i am nerding out with @McKelvie about Buffy. I win!
“Oh, and it’s true, @katiewest is my internet girlfriend. I know...”
– Twitter / Jamie McKelvie
Jamie McKelvie is my internet boyfriend. It’s okay to be jealous. He’s kind of a big deal.
oops. i accidentally got my mom hooked on Twilight. We’re going to see the movie on Thurs or Fri.