March 2010
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Oh God, Fuck Me by Ruth L. Schwartz
Fuck me, oh God, with ordinary things the things you love best in the world - like trees in spring, exposing themselves, flashing leaf buds so firm and swollen I want to take them in my mouth. Speaking of trees, fuck me with birds say, an enormous raucous crow, proud as a man with his hands down his pants, and then a sparrow, intimately brown, discreet and cautious as a concubine. Fuck me...
February 2010
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Watchcarlodj:
coming and crying, the extended unrated single disc full HD directors cut version, including a fourth segment written by katie west and performed by sarah dennis.
(if playback is choppy, turn off HD by hovering your mouse over the video and clicking the ‘HD’ button. Otherwise, click on the arrows in the bottom right corner of the video to see it in full screen HD)
there’s a week left...
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Finally.
Him: I just got the strangest feeling that someone was standing next to me but nobody was there.
Me: PATRICK SWAYZE!
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Canada
It’s funny living on top of the United States. Strange in many ways; ways you won’t understand if you’re American. You don’t understand why we Canadians always giggled at that picture that said, “We’re bigger and we’re on top. If this was prison you’d be our bitch.” We laugh because this isn’t prison and we know the truth is...
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Evelyn Evelyn Drama Drama | Amanda Palmer Blog →
I sort of stumbled across this issue last night and was transfixed for hours reading article after article, blog comment after blog comment; it was enthralling to see how passionately people were reacting to what Amanda Palmer was doing.
Now personally, I’m a fan of Amanda Palmer, I like how she does whatever she wants, because I’m a very big fan of doing whatever I want. It took me...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-7) →
Enya (50)
Idil Biret (16)
Robyn (16)
Florence and The Machine (7)
Tegan & Sara (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I want to feel
I figure out what kind of porn you look at by going through the cookies on your laptop. And then I look it up for myself; getting off to beautiful transsexuals fucking pretty blondes or maybe not so beautiful transsexuals sucking off very big men. Or two very average looking women, one with a talented tongue situated between the others thighs. Or a young man being fucked for the first time by...
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Jamie McKelvie finally got a Tumblr.
mckelvie:
A new print for 2010. As usual, signed and numbered, and limited to 75 copies. Once they are gone, they’re gone. You can order here and it looks like this:
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Valentine's Day
She’s standing in the shower. She’s waiting for the pressure to come back. Staring at the flowers on the tile, with the razor in her hand, just waiting. She’s thinking about shaving her legs; that’s about it. The toilet belonging to the couple upstairs stops running and her pressure comes back.
She begins shaving her legs, but faintly, she thinks she can hear something...
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Six Word Movie Reviews: Zombieland
Zombieland: !!! (3 out of 5)
Review: The Jewish Michael Cera. Also? ZOMBIES!!!
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Six Word Movie Reviews: The Book of Eli
Book of Eli: !!!! (4 out of 5)
Review: Washington’s vicious; didn’t see it coming.
(note: this review makes a lot more sense if you’ve seen the movie; then you can see how witty i am.)
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Part I: Break Glass
In case of emergency, break glass. I am becoming a silvered image of beauty; I repeat myself, endlessly. Mirrors can’t show me blood and shit and snot and bone. Cameras can’t show you gut and gristle and tongue and teeth and lips and language. Take my picture: I’m such a pretty girl. So strip my sainted flesh and call me holy. Burn me a new face, something smooth and curving...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-7) →
“When you’re planning on entering a government building surrounded by cameras...”
– Chapter Four of Thirty One: “Please be Quiet, This is a Library.” - Jack Scoresby
My good friend, Jack Scoresby, is writing a chapter every day for 31 days. He is an excellent writer and I strongly urge you to go read the four chapters he has so far. There has already been sex,...
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tavi's response
bookselves:
textbook:
to all the broohaha over her hat. oh by hat i mean bow. by bow i mean you could see through it. there has really been far too much made of this. my stance on the blogger/editorial relationship is no secret and tavi’s thoughts are very much in line with my own. i also feel obliged to consider other teens out there these days. whenever i hear people criticizing somebody...
“This isn’t about sex. I’ve never bent myself differently over someone to hide a...”
– melissa gira grant: About bodies and not about sex
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Lip smackin', cherry poppin'
Standing in the walk-in fridge with a man named Joey who I would kiss all the time because he was a man with a beard and would drive me home after work, and he asked me, “Well if you don’t want to have sex with me, who do you want to have sex with?”
Wait, I think I need to back up. When I was 15, a man with a beard who I worked with told me, “Katie, you’re going to...
sexartandpolitics:
It’s a “what’s the point” kind of day. Haters gonna hate and douches gonna douche.
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Why Taylor Swift Offends Little Monsters,... →
bibliotheque:
chels:
…why her music isn’t particularly worthy of praise, and why we should instead be celebrating artists like Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Pink.
“Rather than choosing an established/evolved talent (Beyoncé) or a revolutionary (Lady Gaga), the Grammys chose someone who, according to her lyrics, has spent her entire life waiting for phone calls and dreaming about horses and...
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Super Bowl and other randomness
I ate nachos, fried chicken and Cheetos. I got too upset to watch during the first quarter. I high-fived that amazing interception. And then I cried and smiled when the Saints won. It was a good night.
Things I don’t like: people who think that sports are below them because they like art. Give me a fucking break.
Tomorrow some of my classes are writing their first test of the...
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1992
melissa:
Madonna is also very into being German right now, as if you have to be like that to be a dominatrix, to take a whole new name. “My name is Dita. I’ll be your mistress tonight.” On the same floor in Mike’s dad’s apartment we are very, very carefully turning over the big heavy paper pages of Madonna’s SEX book, SEX in all caps, SEX with no actual pictures of what anyone told us SEX is so...
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As Guilty as a Canadian Who Stepped Accidentally...
The other day, I was walking briskly down the street with my best friend when we were accosted by one of those too-friendly World Vision money-wanters. They are always young, usually good-looking in a granola kind of way, and too out-going. Anyway, this one was particularly pushy, saying, “Ladies, do you have two minutes?”
Shannon: “No, it’s too cold.”
Granola...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-31) →
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