Jack Scoresby and I have made a magazine together. Eighty-eight pages of delicious glossy photos of us, by us, while I visited him for a week there in Japan. Abandoned water parks! Eight hundred dollars a night hotels! Trains! Cats! Breasts! All of these things and more inside!
It’s only $17.60 + shipping! Can you believe that? Did I mention you’ve never seen these photos before either? They’re brand new! Exclusive! This is the only place you’ll ever see them! Click here to order it now!
So if you love Jack, or me, (and after recent polls it’s obvious if you love Jack than you must love me) then buy it and have it delivered hastily to your door.
When you get it you should tell everyone, and maybe post a picture of you reading it. A picture of you reading it while naked.
Because Jack and I both like you so much better when you’re naked.
[Your copy will look better than mine, as I’ve been carrying mine around with me for the past month.]
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swore I’d put my visa...time being, but how could I pass this up?
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…um whut? i literally just got my copy...coming & crying on friday,
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simply brilliant. You kids...grab one too. DO IT!
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ordered mine! Why haven’t you?
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ordered.
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mediatedexperience said:
Congrats! If there are any left when I get back to the “real world” (I’m living abroad), I’m totally going to order one.
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