Jack Scoresby and I have made a magazine together. Eighty-eight pages of delicious glossy photos of us, by us, while I visited him for a week there in Japan. Abandoned water parks! Eight hundred dollars a night hotels! Trains! Cats! Breasts! All of these things and more inside!It’s only $17.60 + shipping! Can you believe that? Did I mention you’ve never seen these photos before either? They’re brand new! Exclusive! This is the only place you’ll ever see them! Click here to order it now!So if you love Jack, or me, (and after recent polls it’s obvious if you love Jack than you must love me) then buy it and have it delivered hastily to your door.When you get it you should tell everyone, and maybe post a picture of you reading it. A picture of you reading it while naked.Because Jack and I both like you so much better when you’re naked. [Your copy will look better than mine, as I’ve been carrying mine around with me for the past month.]
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Jack Scoresby and I have made a magazine together. Eighty-eight pages of delicious glossy photos of us, by us, while I visited him for a week there in Japan. Abandoned water parks! Eight hundred dollars a night hotels! Trains! Cats! Breasts! All of these things and more inside!

It’s only $17.60 + shipping! Can you believe that? Did I mention you’ve never seen these photos before either? They’re brand new! Exclusive! This is the only place you’ll ever see them! Click here to order it now!

So if you love Jack, or me, (and after recent polls it’s obvious if you love Jack than you must love me) then buy it and have it delivered hastily to your door.

When you get it you should tell everyone, and maybe post a picture of you reading it. A picture of you reading it while naked.

Because Jack and I both like you so much better when you’re naked.

[Your copy will look better than mine, as I’ve been carrying mine around with me for the past month.]

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  1. impetuousheadlongrush reblogged this from therealkatiewest
  2. thebreakingwater reblogged this from therealkatiewest and added:
    swore I’d put my visa...time being, but how could I pass this up?
  3. ultralaser reblogged this from therealkatiewest and added:
    …um whut? i literally just got my copy...coming & crying on friday,
  4. internerd reblogged this from therealkatiewest and added:
    simply brilliant. You kids...grab one too. DO IT!
  5. unusualyoung reblogged this from therealkatiewest
  6. gazzamie reblogged this from therealkatiewest and added:
    ordered mine! Why haven’t you?
  7. sxyblkmn reblogged this from therealkatiewest and added:
    friends do something cool
  8. crosshatchr said: ordered.
  9. artcreep reblogged this from ubergrid and added:
    The Creep in the Art Department says, “I used to follow Katie. I don’t anymore. Barring that, Katie makes good shit. I...
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  13. paleskinblueeyes reblogged this from therealkatiewest and added:
    stop following awesome people on tumblr who make up awesome magazines/books...then giving...
  14. mediatedexperience said: Congrats! If there are any left when I get back to the “real world” (I’m living abroad), I’m totally going to order one.