1. fuckingdelicious:

    First I’ll eat the baby shoes, then the baby.

    Heh heh heh heh heh.

    I’m like some kind of evil fucking genius or something.

    (via Shards Of Blue)

    This cat looks just like my cat, Logan. Except Logan doesn’t eat shoes, he eats potato chips and apples. Cuz he’s a fucking gangsta.