Just spent an hour on the phone with Bell Technical Support. His name was Billy. I’m almost positive he was Asian. He was inside my modem, and then he was inside my computer, controlling me. He sounded young, and good-looking. He’s in Oshawa. He was wonderful. Oshawa isn’t that far away, right?
le sigh.
Billy, if you’re reading this, email me. We have much to discuss, and not just about how awesome my network name is, if you catch my drift.