1. animalstalkinginallcaps: HEY SAM. HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? GOOD? AT FIRST I THOUGHT SO, BUT NO. I MEAN, IT WASN’T TERRIBLE, BUT … NO SPARK? NO, THAT’S NOT IT. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING HER. SHE’S REALLY PRETTY. BEAUTIFUL, HONESTLY. IT’S JUST … WHAT? ON THE WAY HOME I REALIZED … I DON’T KNOW … IT WAS LIKE THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS TRYING TO BE ALL DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS, OR MAYBE ACT REALLY INTELLIGENT, ONLY SHE WASN’T. SHE WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF DUMB. JUST FRUSTRATINGLY DUMB. AH, A PROMETHEUS. SORRY TO HEAR THAT. WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE, MATE. Oh. This made me laugh out loud.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    HEY SAM. HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? GOOD?

    AT FIRST I THOUGHT SO, BUT NO. I MEAN, IT WASN’T TERRIBLE, BUT …

    NO SPARK?

    NO, THAT’S NOT IT. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING HER. SHE’S REALLY PRETTY. BEAUTIFUL, HONESTLY. IT’S JUST …

    WHAT?

    ON THE WAY HOME I REALIZED … I DON’T KNOW … IT WAS LIKE THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS TRYING TO BE ALL DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS, OR MAYBE ACT REALLY INTELLIGENT, ONLY SHE WASN’T. SHE WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF DUMB. JUST FRUSTRATINGLY DUMB.

    AH, A PROMETHEUS. SORRY TO HEAR THAT. WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE, MATE.

    Oh. This made me laugh out loud.

    • September 12, 2012 at 2:38pm
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